Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.
that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
If you’re in college right now
Check the syllabus for each one of your classes right now while you bullshittin
Don’t fall behind this early in the semester off some bullshit
when you and your friend see someone you hate
Me every single morning until school is over